friday 13

Friday 13, without using the and there
I woke up too early. Shower was too cold. Slipped on soap, received a new baseball size bump forming on my butt. That hurt. Threw some sweats on and limped to my car. Too bad it's winter, and my driveway had fresh ice on it. Now my bump has a bump and my car has no left mirror. I hit every red light today, It was only notable because no cars were ever in sight. School went by slow. At lunch it seemed like some poor kid was having about as good a day as me, he fell and unfortunately so did his ketchup covered tray.. on me. Ketchup is wonderful with french fries, and burgers and other sorts of things, but used as a perfume ketchup can be deadly. I seemed to be avoided the rest of the day because of my stench. Oh well. When I arrived sourly home, I had a message... from my mother...... You can imagine what horrifying things were on that message well this one ups all your thoughts.....

she wanted to...




take me shopping.