Second Draft Of Play (still workin on it)

(Scene: Kitchen. Mom walks downstairs and sees her daughter DONNA eating breakfast jamming out to her tunes)
MOM
Good morning Donna
DONNA
(jammin' out)
MOM
(little louder) Good Morning Donna!
DONNA
(still in her own world)
MOM
(screaming) GOOD MORNING DONNA!
DONNA
(startled DONNA lets out a yelp and falls backwards off her chair) Well good morning Mom, did you have to scream at me?
MOM
You didn't respond when I said it normally!
DONNA
Whatever. Next time just wave your arms or something. What's on your face?
MOM
It's my new topical creme, supposedly it just ZAPZ away the wrinkles.
DONNA
(mumbles) And we all know you need that...
MOM
Excuse you?
DONNA
I said I liked your PJS, are they new?
MOM
You bought me these..
DONNA
Did I?
MOM
Yes. Last Christmas
DONNA
Oh right..
MOM
So did you bump your grade up from an F in math class yet?
DONNA
Yup
MOM
Good! What is it now?
DONNA
D-
MOM
Oh Donna I know you can do so much better then that! You just have to apply yourself
(looks around for coffee to put in the coffee machine)
DONNA
I know but my teacher just doesn't teach stuff good
MOM
Did you touch that golden barrell of coffee I bought the other day, and hid in this drawer?
DONNA
(glances at her half filled cup of golden coffee and quickly looks away) No... Did you look in the cupboard? Maybe you moved it!
MOM
(looks in the cupboard while DONNA chugs the rest of her coffee) It's not in here..
DONNA
hmm.. I haven't seen it sorry
MOM
Donna you didn't..
DONNA
didn't what?
MOM
breathe on my right now young lady!
DONNA
Mom really? That's gross.
MOM
Do it or you're grounded.
DONNA
(breathes on her mom)
MOM
You drank MY GOLDEN COFFEE?! That's not your regular run of the mill coffee Donna! I'm not even supposed to be drinking it!
DONNA
It's so good! I couldn't help it! One sip and I couldn't stop! How come you aren't supposed to drink it either?..
MOM
DONNA! That is none of your business! (she turns around too quickly and bumps into an open jug of juice giving the whole kitchen an citrisy shower)
DONNA
What's so bad about me drinking this coffee mom? I'm not gonna stop asking you until you just tell me.
MOM
Fine! I got it from some Irish fellow from the black market, he said that it was part of a pot of gold and that it's like no coffee I'd ever tried before! And you know me and coffee! It's like people and air, except coffee's more important! (she throws her hands in the air and knocks down the low-hung ceiling fan) UGH!
(Jonas DONNA'S older brother enters the kitchen scene)
JONAS
Good morning everyone!
(looks around)
DONNA
Morning J
MOM
(doesn't even notice JONAS, she's trying to pick up the spilt OJ, and broken fan while mumbling angrily to herself)
JONAS
Don, did you drink mom's coffee again?
DONNA
Yeah but I guess this stuff was illegal it was so good..
yeah I'm sure.Donna why'd you have to do that she has to drive me to school now too. Last time this happened we were two and a half hours late and I lost my left shoe in the process!

DONNA

(giggling to herself) Hey I remember that day! You got a detention for indecent exposure!

JONAS

(now laughing too)

DONNA

No really this coffee is weird, I'm startin to feel kinda funny.. (DONNA'S face starts to turn lime green, and her hair gold)...
MOM
I'll.. be... back.... in.....
JONAS
Mom where are you going?!
MOM
starbucks, and to the doctor.. to ask about that. (Points at DONNA'S new colors and runs out the door, doesn't even close it all the way)
DONNA
Great, how long do you think she'll take this time, and how long do you think this will last?
JONAS
Not sure, but I bet you she's gonna be ticked when she realizes that Starbucks isn't open, and I bet you're gonna be ticked when you look in the mirror! (laughs really hard now)
DONNA
Why wouldn't they be open? It's a monday... and what do you mean when I look in the mirror? I don't think I can even stand up I'm too dizzy!
JONAS
dude it's like 6 in the morning no coffee shop is open that early, and maybe moms face cream will make your face turn back to it's normal color
DONNA
what color is my face!?
JONAS
I don't know but you're startin to grow a beard..
(the scene is ended with JONAS laughing hysterically and DONNA fainting at the description of her hideous face)